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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

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dalekpoetry:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

To think I almost scrolled past this

clifword:

Why is everyone freaking the fuck out about the girls in the amnesia video like its a video and no one said anything about the  half naked people in the slsp video

puppydogcalumhood:

You don’t choose your favorite band member… They choose you. Don’t fight me on this

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

I love Gordon Ramsey cause he’s honest. If you can cook, he’ll say why it’s good and how to improve, if you can’t cook he’ll show you how, if you say you can cook and you can’t he’ll teach you not to be a fucking liar.

i have newfound respect for this man.

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